Duck Dream

There were some ducks walking along the beach and then suddenly, they were on a trampoline in some rando’s backyard. Three ducks, two adults one baby, noticed a buff lady on the deck on the other side of the backyard. With a gun. The three ducks panicked and tried to get everyone to leave but they were like “Nah, this is great,” so the three ducks left on their own. They built like a little Minecraft house, with no roof, when the buff lady appears above them and instead of shooting them or something. She hands them an eviction notice.

Boarding School Dream

For some reason I was at a fancy boarding school and there were some people from my high school and some from my primary school but then also some that I had never seen before. There was also Skai Jackson but like only for 3 seconds and then I walked past her. With my new friends, who looked like Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s friends, we started annoying this rich kid and so he got his dad. When his dad arrived he opened the front gate with his own key and we were like “Ooh the front gate,” and laughing, but then they both started chasing us and my friends got away but I was too slow and I got tackled by the dad and he used the key to scratch right above my eyebrow and then he left me alone but I couldn’t find my friends so I just went to the bathroom to clean myself up. I was in one of the bathrooms, with the door open, and some annoying kid came up to the door and told me “Don’t stand on that,” and I said “I wasn’t going to,” I waited for her to leave and then I looked around the bathroom and realised there was nothing I could stand on. So, I left, then I accidently locked a cubicle from the outside and then instantly forgot how, I panicked for a second but then I just left to go find my friends, but I couldn’t, so I made new friends.

The Shoe Dream

I was at a school that was kind of a mix of my high school and my primary school and I had no friends so at lunch I sat with a random girl. We were fine until she went to the bathroom and didn’t come back. But then I saw my friend so, I just went and talked with her and some other girls and then the table I was with that girl on got stolen. But then the school day ended (right after lunch) and I was walking to the door with my friend and her dad and we got to the door and I realised I forgot my shoes. So I ran, really slowly, back to the lunch room but it had turned into an auditorium and I was weaving my way through the people in the audience and first I bump into a teacher and I ask her “what’s happening” and she says “We’re doing a production of Les Misérables,” and then I reply “Oh that’s what that’s song’s from,” (It’s not) and then I bump into my sister and she says “She’s slow,” or something when I walk past her and her annoying friend laughs. I keep going and I find what I thought was where my shoe was, but it was a cave with a bunch of different passages and I went through two and was like “This isn’t right,” and went back out. Then I got so stressed out that I woke up

Talent Show Dream

(I was a just some random looking guy in this dream) I was at some random school and at that school there was a talent show and I didn’t want to do it and so on the night of the talent show I was walking to the building it was being held in and there were three girls behind me and they were talking about their act and their costumes and then one of the girls dropped her costume as if it were in Minecraft and I picked it up also as if it were Minecraft and was instantly wearing it and by now we were inside the building where the talent show was being held and so the girls and I sat down, they were a row behind me and they were really stressing out about how one of the girls dresses was missing and I just sat there knowing I was wearing the dress that they were looking for while I was sitting there I decided to actually do the talent show and walked up to the stage the three girls ended up noticing that I was wearing the dress and freaked out because they couldn’t really do much about it and they just let me walk up to the stage and I sang a song for my act, (I can’t remember what song though) I don’t know if I won because after my act my dream cut to what I’m guessing was the next day where I was in the kitchen making a giant sausage roll with Kevin James and then I woke up.

Rear View Mirror Dream

This one wasn't actually from sleeping. I just put my head down for a second and saw this ??

(It was through the perspective of someone in the backseat) It started with someone who looked like me in the passenger seat saying “That’s why I’m in the front seat,” then the person in the backseat said something about corn and “Wipe that shat—” and then they looked in the rear view mirror and it was a white dog who kind of looked like Walter (like, that white dog) but with bloodshot human eyes.

My Chemical Romance Dream - Vol. 1

I was at a My Chemical Romance concert and everyone was sitting on the floor with pillows. They played a bunch of songs but didn’t finish any of them and then Teenagers came on a I was like “Wow, I love this song, finally,” so I was, like, dancing to the song but then I got punched and knocked out by the girl next to me and missed the rest of the concert.

My Chemical Romance Dream - Vol. 2

I was feeling really upset in this dream. I got sent to some kind of psych ward/hospital thing and just moped around there for a while, I met a friend there, but I didn’t do much with her. The dream then cut to me at home watching my sister play Minecraft while my mum was watching those music video channels on TV. On one of the channels my mum was watching, the I’m Not Okay music video came on and I got really excited and looked at the TV so I could watch it, but my mum was changing the channel, so I started crying.

Fish Savior Dream

TW: death mention

(I was just some guy in this dream as well) My family and I lived in Japan and my parents had a Chinese restaurant and in this restaurant was a huge aquarium with one little goldfish in it. One time after school a girl came up to me to tell me that I have to retrieve the goldfish to like, save the world or something and apparently to do so I would have to destroy my family’s restaurant and my entire family would drown in the process. I obviously was hesitant to murder my entire family so I decided to think about it for a couple of days and during that I went to school and worked in the restaurant but the girl followed me everywhere and I got kind of annoyed at her, so one time I was driving and the girl was in the passenger seat and just blabbering on about nonsense when suddenly I swerved off the bridge into a brick building. The car didn’t smash to pieces like it should have it just smooshed at the front neither of us died, we didn’t even get remotely hurt. So, I casually opened the door and got out of the car. The girl followed. She wandered behind me while I tried to figure out where we were, I poked my head through a door that was covered in graffiti and all of a sudden a train came past the place I poked my head in and I got decapitated. And the girl was just like “oh”

I don't remember this one

(but I still feel the need to write it down)

I remember my year two teacher talking about the song "Dance, Dance" by FOB. There were lesbians who drove a flying car. And there were ghosts.

Chocolate Milk Dream

TW: emeto

I found my friend in a laundry room and they were hyperventilating, and I went to comfort him, and they threw up chocolate milk, and so I just walked away, then I almost threw up. After that I don’t remember much of what happened but at the end we played a huge game of Sorry against another team, but we never finished the game.

Murder/Alien Dream

A lot of different things happened in this dream, I was watching this YouTube video/ horror movie about this little boy who was an alien or something and he was going on a murderous rampage and there was a blonde lady who was trying to stop him. Then it cut me and mum going shoe shopping, I was really scared because I’m pretty sure we weren’t supposed to be outside while the alien boy was on the loose. It was kind of dark in the store and there was only one employee working there, and we were the only customers there. The employee showed us to this rack of thongs and mum showed me these pink thongs with that had a little flower on them and I was scared and wanted to leave so I shook my head (I was also about to cry I think) and she was like “oh, what about these ones that aren’t shiny?” and she showed me the same shoes but on a different rack. Then it when back to the blonde lady and she was trying to make a goo that would defeat the monster and she kept on adding stuff to it and she stuck her hand in it a lot and on the last ingredient she put in the skin of her hand started flaking off. And then it showed a family of like 7 (one adult, six children) and the children were all together watching a horror movie about the alien boy and then the mother came in and asked them to come and sleep with cause she was watching a horror movie too and was getting too scared, so the kids went into the mothers room and one of them ran to her bed immediately while the others just stood I the doorway. At first the kid who was in the bed looked really scared of the movie, but I guess he got over it pretty quickly, then it was the kids in the doorway who were scared because this court jester rose up from under the doona and all the kids started screaming but then he just left, and they went back to standing there. And that’s all I remember.

Bingus Dream

It started with two girls who had just climbed up a huge Christmas tree that was like as tall as the town was wide. They were just smiling at each other until the tree started falling it landed right on the edge of town so the girls got off and climbed a fence that led to the forest and started walking towards the trees but they were stopped by a bunch of bears who surrounded them but then they stopped and looked up at the mountain scared. The girls looked at the mountain too and it was a yeti thing that was like half as tall as the mountain, one of the girls said, “wow, that’s so cool” I think after they started a new life in the woods after that. Then one of the girls got an invitation to her grandma’s 89th birthday and she was like “how am going to explain” and then it like cut to her at the party and she was talking to her grandma but I don’t remember what they said but eventually the girl went to the bathroom and while she was washing her hands someone really aggressively tried to open the door but it was locked so they knocked on the door and the girl said “I’m in here” and they knocked again and she said “I’ll be out in a second” and they just kept on knocking so the girl just opened the door and it was Bingus. Standing on two legs. Suddenly the girl wasn’t it in the bathroom anymore she was in a really dark living room, the only light was coming from the hallway on the right. The girl moved to the right but Bingus just stood at the doorway he didn’t even look at the girl. He just stood there.

Italy Germany Dream

There were two girls standing outside of a store taking pictures and they were like “were in Italy in the region of Germany” and they talked about how the store owner told them they weren’t allowed to take pictures outside of the store and they were complaining about how all their pictures were going to be really close up, so they didn’t show the store name. Then it cut to a different group of friends they were going into the store and one of them sees an old lady going into the store and goes “that’s the old lady who’s been following us around” then the old lady goes into the store and disappears, they try to find her, but they end up just walking around the store. The sizes in the store were really weird because the further you went back in the store the larger the numbers would get but they went up to the 500s at this point only one of the people in the group was there and he was like “wow the people in this town are old” and a store clerk looked at him weirdly. He then (teleported?) over to the rest of his friends and they all agreed they were never going to find her.

Boston

It started with a big monologue about how bad Boston is, saying how no one could leave without a good reason. And no one could talk about how bad it is. Then we were on a bus trip with school to Boston and we turned in and there was a bunch of rubble on the side of the road. Right next to the rubble was a beautiful purple and white castle looking house being bulldozed and that made me really upset. There was a big, dark, all glass skyscraper we drove past before getting to our destination. It was like the dome on top of an old cathedral but only the dome, on the ground. I saw a pretty girl I don’t remember much about her other than she had curly hair that was in two ponytails. We got out of the bus and stood outside the building where we were put into groups of six. [Friend one] and [friend two] were there, and [friend one] tried to exclude me from the group, and I argued that there’s no point in doing that because its groups of 6. So, they were like fine and we held hands and walked into the building in a line ([friend one] in front me at the back) but then I saw [former friend]. And she wanted me to go to her group, so I told [friend one] and [friend two] to “get into chronological order” and everyone let go of each other’s hands and just stood there. Eventually I went over to [former friend], who was laying on the floor, I laid down with her and saw she had a sphere of bread. She began carving the bread with her fingernails, she made a face out of the bread. Suddenly she took a knife and stabbed the jawline of the doll and I said “wow ok” then she stabbed a hole into the side of the head and put blue wool in for the eyes. Then the whole class were making the dolls and we were poking holes into the blue wool “just enough to see the intestines” and when I looked in to the hole I made in the eyes I saw a day of the dead catrina doll with her stomach open so you could see her intestines.

Wolf Dream

So, I was watching my friend play a game and the game had pets that you could make go faster by clicking and then she started clicking as fast as she could (not abnormally fast though) and her pet fell into the void. But then actually no it didn’t because it started walking back to her. Then all of us (me, my friend, some other random people) were standing and a yellow platform with a short, yellow ramp leading up to the rest of the game. While standing there, a group of adults came over to us and asked us if we would like to do something (I forgot what) and all of us said no but they kept on persisting and eventually everyone said yes and did their thing. Something also happened with my friend’s dog thing, but I don’t remember. The dream then went on to follow the adults around who were going and asking kids the same thing they asked us. And the kids would say no but would be eventually coerced into saying yes. After rounding up almost all the children they were put on a train to go to a camp kind of thing. At the camp the dream shows someone being teased and told to go towards a, bat filled, cave. She gave in and went to the cave, in the cave there were two people (a man and a woman) completely naked and kneeling. The man was covered in moss, while the woman was sobbing, she wiped all the moss off his face and the rest just fell off. And then it kind of zooms out and shows me sitting on the couch (the one near the cabinet) at the grandparent’s house. And I frantically try to change to live TV, but I forget how to but luckily my sister comes in and I hand the remote to her and start telling her the plot of the movie and she mentions the two people in the cave becoming werewolves and I get so upset because I hate werewolves.

Camp Dream

We on a school camp and there was a thing where you had to get a present for someone (you didn’t get to choose who) and I was like pretty sure I hadn’t gotten a present, so I was nervous about that, but I kept on telling my friend that “I can’t even remember getting the present”. I was buying for a random girl from school; well, I mean they looked like her, but their name was Sarah. At one point someone called out for Sarah and they said, “that’s not my name” and when someone asked what their name was, they said “Sara” like the same thing but pronounced differently. While I was worrying about the present, I imagined some random guy making a gross soup thing and was like, “I don’t think we’re allowed to give people food”